WE NEVER HAVE SEX ANYMORE

We never have sex anymore
We never roll around on the floor like we did so long ago
You never yell at me anymore
You never wanna even the score like you did so long ago

But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining
And you always leave my dinner on the stove

Baby please!
If you won't love me, will you hate me?
If you won't violate me, will you just at least aggravate me?
Baby please! (We never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say
Hey, hey, hey

We never have sex anymore
We never make love to our song, like we did so long ago
We never have emotional strife
You never even threaten my life like you did so long ago
But I'm just doing me, so I guess I'm not complaining
And you let me drive your car when you're not home

Baby please!
If you won't love me, will your hate me?
If you won't violate me, will you just at least aggravate me?
Baby please! (We never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say
Hey, hey, hey

We use to do it constantly
We use to have a ball
We use to do it everywhere
We never do it at all, at all, at all, yeah

Baby please!
If you won't love me, will your hate me?
If you won't violate me, will you just at least aggravate me?
Baby please! (We never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other is what I say
Hey, hey, hey

We never have sex anymore, oh
We never have sex anymore, oh
We never have sex anymore, oh
We never have sex anymore, oh